Fish and chip van serving customers on a sunny Scottish street
Never miss us

Weekly schedule
straight to your phone.

Sign up and we'll text you each week when we're heading to your area. Free — no spam, just chips.

How it works

Stay in the loop

Every Monday we text our subscribers with that week's schedule. You'll know exactly when we're heading to your part of Ayrshire.

Weekly prize draw

Every week, one lucky subscriber wins two main meals from our menu — on the house. 🐟🍟

Sign up below to be entered. Add your email too and get double entry.

Weekly texts
Sent every Monday morning
Tailored to your area
Only get alerts for your chosen town
Easy unsubscribe
Unsubscribe any time — no fuss

Sign up for SMS alerts

Get our weekly schedule texted to your phone every Monday.

🎉 Add your email and you'll get double entry into our weekly prize draw.

Common questions

Frequently asked questions

Common questions about our free weekly text alerts.

Are the SMS alerts really free?

Yes — completely free. We pay for the texts, you just receive them. No card details required and every text includes a unique link to unsubscribe instantly.

How often will I get texts?

One text per week, sent every Monday morning, telling you exactly when we'll be in your area that week. We don't spam — just chips.

What's the weekly prize draw?

Every week one lucky subscriber wins two main meals from our menu — on the house. Adding your email gets you double entry into the draw.

How do I unsubscribe?

Every text includes a unique link to manage your preferences or unsubscribe instantly. No fuss.

Is my number kept private?

Absolutely. We never share or sell your details. Your number is only used to send you the weekly van schedule for your chosen area.